Steinbeck's Sexy Beast Bars

Meet Steinbeck—the original sexy beast, and he absolutely knew it.

He was the biggest farm hog we ever had come through sanctuary, tipping the scales at nearly 1,300 pounds—a whole legend on hooves. Steinbeck had striking blue eyes and a coat brushed in gray and charcoal like storm clouds at dusk. And every single day, without fail, he’d post up at the fence line and flirt through the walls with the ladies next door like it was his full-time job. No shame. All charm. Pure Steinbeck.

Steinbeck’s Sexy Beast Bars capture that warm-night, come-closer energy. The scent is dark amber wrapped in sexy musk—smooth, sultry, and a little dangerous in the best way. It’s the perfect bar for a late summer shower when the air is still hot, the sky is going purple, and you want to walk out feeling like you’re the main character.

Lather up. Turn heads. Steinbeck would insist. 😈🐷✨

Each slice of soap is 2.75” x 2.5” x 1”, 4oz,  and washes hands for about 2-3 months in most homes. If you use it for showering, make that 3 weeks!

Why Choose Cleanpunk Soaps?

We believe soap should be as delightful as it is kind. When we started soaping, we saw two extremes: bold, colorful soaps loaded with toxins, or simple, essential-oil-only soaps that lacked…character. Cleanpunk bridges the gap with vibrant, artistic designs made for the eco-conscious soul.

• 🌈 Cruelty-Free: Be kind to all living things
• 🦧 Palm-Free: Save the orangutans.
• 👃 Phthalate-Free Fragrances: No endocrine disruptors - gentle on you, and the environment
• 💖 Plastic-Free Sparkle: No microplastics harming our oceans
• 🖍️ Ethically Sourced Colorants: No child labor, ever

Support a Mission That Matters

Every Cleanpunk product funds Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, providing care and sanctuary for abused and neglected animals. Your purchase helps animals like Steinbeck live their best life.

Ingredients: Made with

• 🌾 Shea butter
• 🥥 Coconut oil
• 🫒 Olive oil
• 🌱 Rapeseed Oil
• 🌻 Sunflower oil
• 🍙 Rice bran oil
• 🌱 Castor oil