Membership
Storytellers’ Sanctuary
Stories are free. Membership funds the animals.
This is a place where animals arrive with history on their skin, and leave with a future in their bones. Every animal who finds refuge here has a past—a journey that brought them to our gates. We share those journeys not just to inspire, but to ignite change.
Free readers are how these stories travel. Paid members are how they stay open. No guilt. No pressure. Just doors.
What You’ll Find Inside
Ambassador Animal Tales
Deeply moving, quietly funny stories about residents: who they are, what they survived, what they teach us.
Sanctuary News Laughs
Witty, satirical dispatches. Pig-powered political dramas, goat-led investigative exposés, chicken cryptocurrency scandals.
Personal & Philosophical Reflections
Intimate entries about sanctuary life, cruelty-free ethics, compassionate living, the deeper purpose behind the work.
Fantastical Adventures
Steampunk escapades featuring Inspector General Gaspar and his loyal companion, Asmodian.
The Patron Wall
Paid members are recognized here by first name, updated monthly. Be the first name on the wall.
The wall is waiting for its first names. Join as a Sanctuary Supporter and yours will be here.
Why Stories Matter
Patreon lets us do storytelling the way it was always meant to be—personal, purposeful, and completely unfiltered. The animals we serve are often the ones no one else will embrace: complex cases, invisible livestock, the ones shelters quietly push aside.
Stories help people care. Caring turns into support. Support becomes hay, bedding, transport, repairs, and vet care. That’s the loop. That’s why this works.
One prong is enough.
There are no salaries at Steampunk Farms—100% Volunteer Driven from the Board Room to the Hay Shed—Your Support Goes to the Animals.
Not ready to join? There are other ways to support the sanctuary.