Made-for-You Loaves
We hand-make a whole loaf in your favorite scent, cut it into bars, wrap each one individually, and ship it straight to your door. Every bar funds animal rescue at the barn.
6-week lead time for proper curing · Min. order 1 loaf · Ships nationwide
Pick Your Loaf
Same rebel soap. Same rescue mission. You just choose how many bars.
The Full Loaf
/ loaf
10 individually wrapped bars · $7.50/bar
Best per-bar value
- 10 individually wrapped bars
- Biodegradable wrap + jute ties
- Safe-pack shipping box
- Handmade smile card included
The 9-bar promise: On rare occasions, the cut yields 9 bars instead of 10. When that happens, we tuck in one of our special limited bars to make it right.
The Slim Loaf
/ loaf
8 individually wrapped bars · $8.75/bar
Same loaf, lighter haul
- 8 individually wrapped bars
- Biodegradable wrap + jute ties
- Safe-pack shipping box
- Handmade smile card included
Perfect if you need exactly 8 — for a specific event, a smaller gift run, or just the right number for your crew.
How It Works
- 01
You Tell Us What You Want
Fill out the form below with your scent pick, bar count, and when you need it.
- 02
We Confirm & Get to Work
We'll email you within 48 hours to confirm your order and scent availability.
- 03
Your Loaf Cures for 6 Weeks
Cold-process soap needs time. Proper curing makes every bar harder, longer-lasting, and better for your skin.
- 04
Cut, Wrap, Ship
We cut your loaf into bars, wrap each one by hand, tuck in your smile card, and ship it out.
Every Bar Funds Animal Rescue
Cleanpunk Shop is the social enterprise arm of Steampunk Farms Rescue Barn, a 501(c)(3) farmed-animal sanctuary. There is no profit margin here — every dollar above production costs goes directly to feeding, housing, and providing veterinary care for rescued animals. When you order a loaf, you’re not just getting soap. You’re keeping the barn doors open.
Request Your Loaf
Tell us what you’re after and we’ll get back to you within 48 hours to confirm availability and finalize your order.