Pearl & the Pirate Ship Goats 🏴‍☠️🐐

Pearl & the Pirate Ship Goats 🏴‍☠️🐐

UPDATE from the Pallets-of-Pellets Fund: Pearl and her motley crew of pirate-ship goats have officially taken land. 🏴‍☠️🐐🌧️

Today’s pine pellet project gave the goats an island of dry ground amidst the mud… though Pearl immediately laid priority claim to the terra firma. Naturally.

After all, it was her soul sister, Bubbles, who initiated these facilities improvements—granting de facto ownership to bovines of all ages and stages. Who are we to disagree with such sound argument? 🤷‍♀️🐮🙃

Here’s the problem: we’ve used every bag we’ve purchased so far. And while we’ve promised the goats that more dry land is on the way, donations to the pellet fund have dropped precipitously.

We still need ~60 more bags to absorb standing water and raise the most problematic flood zones up to ground level.

💛 Can you help? $8 = 1 bag

Ways to give: 👉 Fee-Free Zeffy fundraiser: https://bit.ly/3YxVtIQ 👉 Fee-Free Zelle: steampunkfarms@gmail.com

💸 Other ways to give: Venmo: @steampunkfarms PayPal: steampunkfarms@gmail.com

Every bag helps turn mud into safer footing—for cows, goats, sheep, donkeys… and yes, even pirate captains named Pearl. 🐾🏴‍☠️💛